And I know that everyone has been dying to read the next episode of Aspergia Greets to find out what happens next…

Here it is:

Lying on the  tent sleeping bags inside a big tent on the land of Aspergia, are latin woman and I having a moment or two.  She sings a song so pure and true and it goes a little like this:

(cirlce game, by Joni Mitchell)

latin women: Here is a song I want you to listen to me sing. Don’t comment while I sing it.

I listen on…
Yesterday a child came out to wonder
Caught a dragonfly inside a jar
Fearful when the sky was full of thunder
And tearful at the falling of a star
Then the child moved ten times round the seasons
Skated over ten clear frozen streams
Words like, when you’re older, must appease him
And promises of someday make his dreams
And the seasons they go round and round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We’re captive on the carousel of time
We can’t return we can only look behind
From where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game

Sixteen springs and sixteen summers gone now
Cartwheels turn to car wheels thru the town
And they tell him,
Take your time, it won’t be long now
Till you drag your feet to slow the circles down
And the seasons they go round and round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We’re captive on the carousel of time
We can’t return we can only look behind
From where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game

So the years spin by and now the boy is twenty
Though his dreams have lost some grandeur coming true
There’ll be new dreams, maybe better dreams and plenty
Before the last revolving year is through
And the seasons they go round and round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We’re captive on the carousel of time
We can’t return, we can only look behind
From where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game

latin woman: So, what do you think? do you know that song before?

me: no, what is it supposed to mean?

latin women: its supposed to mean our lives are a circle and we do things, but in the end we live by making a new life. you get my drift…

me: still, I don’t understand.

latin woman: do I have to spell it out for you?

me: huh

latin woman:  we are going to have a baby.

me:  geez, my brother is getting married the next day and there are two things to celebrate, but boy I never imagined I would be a romantic person during my trip to other lands.

latin woman:  its a song that was sung to me when I was little and I always loved it, though it sounds better in my native language.   I learned it this way for you.

me: gee whiz, I didn’t know that. this sounds like a moment of a moment just a moment to think about everything.

Natalia purses through and kicks me inside the tent as if she is so furious with me that she has nothing more to say. The kick hurt quite a bit and left me with a bruise.

F and K were in the other tent and were scared to come out of the tent together.   They had never experience Aspergia before and the Love mountain where the King and Queen live of Aspergia.  Not that they are really the rulers, they just are the king and queen.

Steel pops in to the tent and sees me and latin woman lying next to each other about to give each other another kiss, but Steel bangs me on the head and tells everyone that the wedding is going to start soon.

Steel: J, your brother is getting married and your parents are waiting for you to greet the guests and your brother and his soon to be wife.

me: Steel, I thought its tomorrow night.

steel: no, they want it earlier now so that you can go back on your trip.

So, in that case as F and K heard this, they began not worrying about experiencing the rest of aspergia, and turn in to dragons once again so that we can fly over and reach our goal of the party in about 10 to 20 minutes instead of much longer hiking.

On the flight, ten minutes of coasting through the air, the dragons find themselves a unicorn flying in the air. This caught them by surprise and drifted them to the ground.

As soon as they hit ground every one on the dragons fell into the water and the dragons fell on a tree breathing fire in disgust.

this is when a potion from the water splashes over and the water gets in to the dragon’s mouths.  As soon as this happens they turn back in to F and K.

F and K fall in to the water feeling pooped and drowsy and completely space out.

Apparently the water has magic powers to dragons but not  to people. Duh, because dragons breath fire and the fire was put out.

Anyway, we all climb out of the water drenched.  First, Latin woman and I walk up to the top of the small hill then Natalia and Steel. Lastly, F and K strut along.

Off we go to the party, and we see a huge tent this time in the middle of the field.

My brother, Sveny drives past me and Latin Women telling everyone to march into the tent.  As we all go into the tent we see mom and dad, Sveny’s wife who they just said their vows and were endowed by their creator who married them.

Sveny annouces to every one that I am here and that I will be dropping him and his new wife Britannica to the land of Africa for a honeymoon as I am off to visit the lands I seek to learn about.

Sveny surprised me and I whispered to him: Sveny, are you nuts?

Sveny: No, I just want to be with my wife in another land.

me: But, aspergia has been around for us aspies live in peace from everyone else and I am the only one that can visit other lands because I have a mission from class.

Sveny: what makes you so special? you will take me and Britannica.

me: alright, but I warned you.

So, the party begins at that moment.  Latin Women was suprised because there was no music because music is not played at parties only at other things.

It was speeches and readings of all sorts and famous quotes of famous aspergians.

Now here we go  again for  F and K. F fell in love with an aspergian at the party. K felt very jealous because he had no body.  And, Steel and Natalia start kissing to spite me falling in love with latin woman.

The party ended around an hour into everyone being there.  But, when it was time to leave Natalia and Steel decided to stay with the aspergians and not come along.

So, it was me, latin woman, Sveny, Britannica, F, another aspergian named Butterfly who F fell in love with, and K.

Sveny opens a door on the back of the tent and we all fall in to the land of Savannah Africa where Sveny and Britannica will stay.

We let them go and say goodbye as we head off in to the wind to the land of India.

F and K turn back in to watered down dragons trying to regain their fiery strength for a few minutes and when they do, me and Latin woman and Butterfly hop on to the dragons and the way we go.

Till next time in the land of India…

out, J

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Soon to come interviews with other vascular techs and echo techs that I know such as a very good friend who has been registered since 1989 and he is very talented and smart technologist…  Guess who you think I will interview for this site????? He works in the Bronx and he is a great man…

Also, an interview with a special echo tech soon to come…

Next and soon to come the Etiology of WARTS and why you should not want to have them…

Have some sense and take a look at the world, do you really have much space in space?

And now in a couple of hours is the next episode of ASPERGIA GREETS…

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The Unicorn

by Jason Ross

It was a dry windy day
in a long deserted road
I have been wondering
wondering so much
what to say and do,
I see a man in the distance
one I was supposed to meet
today.  He thinks, he assumes
what I like, yet not supposing
what I dream about.
Now I see an eagle soaring in the wind
up ahead of both of us,
It lands just for some food and soars
back in the air.
Now I see a animal from far away,
It seems to be cautious and not moving
any bit closer.  It begins to slowly get closer
to the man I was supposed to meet,
seeking satisfaction and security.  the
animal had four legs and wings with a
single horn on top of its forehead.
It didn’t seem like anything he or I
have ever seen before. Instead of
knowing what to say or do, the decision
was to meet up closer to the animal of sort
and try to make connection.
The man I was supposed to meet begins
making that connection before me.
He suffered a bit, and began to quell over and
die without knowing that the animal
of shall we call a unicorn didn’t know that
the eagle landed once again and brought
him down.
I began to get closer and closer and the unicorn
runs toward me as I follow where the man was/is.
the unicorn gets his wings set and ready as I
notice the unicorn lets have a ride.
Soaring into the wind, up against the sky,
I see so many things I have never seen
before. The man who had died from
an eagle had been torched upon the sky
to the heavens and beyond wherever
he shall be.  The unicorn kept on flying
and flying till it reached a castle
so bright and mountainous.
I crept off the unicorn and landed my
two feet on the fertile ground.
I began to see my dreams right in
front of my eyes. I was in a lab coat
walking around as people greeted me
and saw my presence in the room.
Then, I saw the man who just so happened
to have died, and I had saved a life.
But, just as I saved a life, my heart began
to fade and fade…
the unicorn had taken me up and up to an
even greater castle then one even higher
than the other.  I saw the eternal one
who whispered in my ear just between me and him
and I soared back down to the ground where the
heavens ended and the earth was.
I got up, looked around, and saw what my future
awaits me, it was a great future yet it felt longer
from me than it did before. The man who seemed
to have saved was lying on the ground where the
eagle had … and he was gone.
A woman comes up to me with sparkles and
smiles so sad and happy at the same time
approaching me and then it had happened…
I awoke and now I am the person who needs to
achieve, the most genuine achievements that
I want to achieve.  Some so great, some even greater,
feel the love and the passion.

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don’t be hypocritical and have a little faith…

sing it with me, this is a song by John Hiatt…

When the road gets dark
And you can no longer see
Just let my love throw a spark
And have a little faith in me

And when the tears you cry
Are all you can believe
Just give these loving arms a try
And have a little faith in me
And

Chorus:
Have a little faith in me
Have a little faith in me
Have a little faith in me
Have a little faith in me

When your secret heart
Cannot speak so easily
Come here darlin
From a whisper start
To have a little faith in me

And when your backs against the wall
Just turn around and you will see
I will catch, I will catch your fall baby
Just have a little faith in me

Chorus

Sung over fade:
Well, Ive been loving you for such a long time girl
Expecting nothing in return
Just for you to have a little faith in me
You see time, time is our friend
cause for us there is no end
And all you gotta do is have a little faith in me
I said I will hold you up, I will hold you up
Your love gives me strength enough
So have a little faith in me

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Welcome to the Land of LOVE…

Okay, so we have entered the land of LOVE…

Is this coincidence or what?

the dragons are flying over the land as if they are breathing fire and having excitement. do you like the song Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows? Well, its pretty good.

the song is very good and relates well to the movie Shrek 2.

Anyway, F and K are again plastered on the beach of the Land Of Love aka cupids everywhere. they are lying there like something hit them. They hit the rocks on the beach as they turned back to themselves. Oh, that had to hurt.

Doesn’t Love Hurt though sometimes?

Anyway, F, K, me, latin woman, Natalia, and the 2 maltese dogs are walking around wondering what to say and do. Then, Natalia notices bush that looks like what is that “mistletoe”. And, as Natalia looks at the bush, a cupid shoots an arrow into her body and she jumps up and faces a stanger person from the land of Love. this stranger man she begins to fall in love with and all she can think about is this stranger man from the land of love. She goes up to him and kisses him while a native land of love woman comes up and smacks her in the face because Natalia kissed her husband.

Natalia comes running back asking all of us: What was wrong with me?

all of us to Natalia: You got shot by cupid!

Natalia freaked out and wanted to leave immediately but we all wanted to stay and check it out.

the land of love native couple wanted to adopt the two dogs from malta, but they are a part of the trip that will be brought back to Aspergia. They are so cute who wouldn’t want to have these maltese dogs.

Speak of the aspies, I and Natalia get an unexpected visitor from Aspergia on the land of love, as latin woman and I stand in front of mistletoe and latin woman gives me a big wet juicy kiss.

His name is Steel and he is my best friend from Aspergia.

me: Hey Steel, what are you doing over here following me? are you doing the same thing as Natalia?

steel: No, I have to give you a message from your family in aspergia.

me: what is it?

steel: Your brother is getting married in a few days, you must come back to Aspergia before moving to the next part of the journey…

me: oh know, I am enjoying myself, steel.

steel: wait, (as he sees the sign) may be it can wait till the last minute. Can i check out this land with y’all in the meantime.

me: sure, but don’t be like Natalia.

So, we see a trail in the woods and we all step foot with Steel in the forest of love. The forest of love is nothing so far from anything I have seen before. There are unicorns and many other loving animals “with” each other. The unicorns are by themselves protecting and serving the people of this land.

The land has a beautiful landscape of waterfalls,mountain peaks, giant trees and grasses, and so far so many mistletoe shrubs.

We enter in to the castle area which has a sign in Hebrew reading, LOVE this Land of Love in the name of our people…

We enter in to the land of Love castle arena area and see signs in hebrew and people talking hebrew, this must be the language.

Latin Woman is so impressed she wants to live here with me and forget every where else, but Natalia gets even more furious.

a Unicorn carriage rides over to us carrying people inside and the carriage stops and the people depart the carriage, A King, a Queen, and the prince and princess…

King: Hello My name is the King of Love and this is my wife the Queen of Heart and here is my 2, prince and princess of Aspergian Love…

Wait a minute, Aspergian Love prince and princess?

me: Actually King, are we in Aspergian Royalty land a part of Aspergia.

King: Why Yes You are!

me: This is amazing, no wonder why my friend steel is here. I am back in Aspergia.

King: Well, do you want to show your friends from the other lands around here.

me: Yes, but first I must get to my brother’s wedding nearly 500 miles away.

King: sure, come back any time…

So, it off the way they go inside the land of Aspergia. me, Steel, latin woman, Natalia, F, and K begin trekking the 500 mile walk/hike to the my home where a wedding awaits.

till then, see y’all…

out, J

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